4815 in progress

Here is a sample of 4815. It consists of lines made up of the first 13 books.

~ indicates where a book ends short of 48 pages.

Some quotes/excerpts have been slightly altered.

the door. ‘I come to
an infinity. There was a
century pulled
taken away by
there was no mirror or
Tell the Man You’re Going
but he had vanished inside
Extracted by the Mexican Government
‘He’s wonderful,’ Brett said. ‘He
TWELVE years had
The emissaries of the Holy
amidst the acorns with nails


The bad light

I met him in Manchester

when he was asking for a bed.

not a bed in Liverpool.

said he’d been there once and never again.




Old Rip, I don’t know your story.

Lady Gaga/Vice

When critics and fans bowed at her altar, and even detractors couldn’t begrudge her
online den of nefarious activities, investigative journalism, and enlightening documentaries
and reviews that aren’t boring.
My world to get away from everything that was happening.
It has happened.
When she gets vomited on it’s a performance,
trying to sabotage
with only a 4.9, even beating out.
Last week I wrote a story –
Miley Cyrus fingering Robin Thicke,
Miley Cyrus fingering Robin Thicke.
Yeah, get all those “WELP…

People Will Threaten to Scalp You When You Present a Very Reasonable Argument.
So lately, my daughter.


The world avoided a horrific global outbreak.
The $1,000 CPM — Medium,
blocked in Turkey.
We were evergreen.
I’d lock myself inside all day,
capital and beyond,
we’re going on a trip in our favourite rocket ship.
When to use WAS and when to use WERE –
fill people’s hearts with hope and love
because who doesn’t want to marry a homeless Arabian man?
Welcome to the Machine.

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the sad thing is that if it were the other way round, it would be all over…

Taylor Swift/Surprise

Home-made cookies and a very merry Swiftmas.
Madonna had a surprising addition –
her homemade art.
The amount of love she gives
pulls out all the stops.
If you felt a rumbling in the depths of your soul last night, some kind of deep and dark magic,
radar. After she showered.
There’s no denying a pretty awesome human.
busted out a surprise duet.
Nuclear Deal Ruby Tandoh George Osborne Greece Michael Gove.
We really don’t need any reasons.

But like Santa, Taylor Swift has a list of cats,
these bade her impressions may hang fire air pleasant surprise blank space.

Barack Obama/Watch

Founded in 1998, Jorg Gray has expanded from an American specialty private-label.
Become an overnight best-seller,
defend a framework agreement on Iran,
read Mean Tweets.
The leader of the free world revitalised when jetting back from a golfing trip left red-faced.
Get down to the sick beat and show some swagger.
It would have been a cop-out
or got some serious face time.
Monitor heart rate, location, sleeping patterns and calorie intake (are you watching, Michelle?)
Obama: Time.
It seems as if the wait has been just too long –
Uptown Funk goes viral.

Don’t believe me? Just watch!
Barack Obama sat down.

Justin Bieber/Life

Turned the grand old age of 21, can you beliebe it?!
Life mocked in comedy roast,
at the tender age of 14
his romance and heartbreak,
(again) for his bad boy behaviour and is reunited.
May have needed a boost
during those most light-hearted moments of his life.
Complete My Journals … Follow Me.
I love her voice and she can sing any song and I would love her
enemies of sarcasm.
Of his own creation when the stars came
hanging out.

This life-sized cut-out of Justin will look great decorating your bedroom or party –
White Tracksuit 171 cms.

Katy Perry/God

Holy: Katy Perry revealed.
Said that God spoke to her right before her Super Bowl XLIX performance.
Get PRISM physically,
1 year ago/1 year,
her faith runs deep. Katy Perry in the dark horse
and suicidal thoughts.
A moving indictment against domestic violence,
a ballad about her divorce from Russell.
Got a word from God –
Stars talk explicitly,
letting her stay.

She received a message from God just before she kicked off her Super Bowl
having enraged the listening grammar police with her pronunciation of unconditionally.

Staircase to nowhere, Pismo Beach, California

An odd labyrinth filled with doors and stairs that go nowhere.
Move beyond utilitarian architectural features.
A variation on a concept called Penrose Stairs,
terraces and white rooms.
I call it The Hammer of Folly,
you call it The Escalator to Nowhere and tell me it is an escalator leading to nowhere.
Whenever you practice climbing stairs or any walking activity,
make sure you’re working towards some goal and not just making a child go up and down.
I spotted a spiral staircase that seemed to have no purpose whatsoever.
It was signed by President Lyndon Johnson.
Grab the link.
Change the floor plan of the home.
Her family first came upon the set of unattached concrete stairs partially buried,
we got a tip in the Untapped Mailbag about a ‘staircase that leads to nowhere’
in Riverside Park so we went to check it out.
I believe I saw this coming
Getting nowhere in a dream of staircases may be challenging
but you have to take steps.
Originally this was a single family house
so the stairs at one time led to a hallway with doors to the bedroom
and a Necropolis of the Mughal Dynasty.
We’re assuming that this staircase once led to a magnificent temple or mansion
and we’re astonished by the size and splendour and magnificence.
See where this is going, Zeppelin fans?
There is nothing more that I enjoy than discovering amazing places around the world.
Next in common feed, next selected by editors, next artist image.
Except, maybe for the ghost which appeared twice,
ascending the stairs, even though I wiped the viewfinder off for possible smudges.
I say a priest offering bread.
You say a door without a handle.
I say a child beneath a veil.
You say a boatman ready to row.
I say a corkscrew without the promise of drink.
You say if there’s nothing at the top how can there be nothing at the bottom?
I say the sun has been setting for years.